The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lloyd, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.