The Stuffed Run Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.