The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Lloyd gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lloyd drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.