The Fumble Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Ref: "Number Lloyd, that's a flag." Lloyd: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Lloyd is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.