The Fumble Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lloyd gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lloyd's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.