The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.