The Stuffed Run Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Lloyd gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Lloyd scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.