The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.