The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Lloyd will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Lloyd, Lloyd, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.