The Committee Backfield Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lloyd will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lloyd's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.