The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Lloyd gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.