The Hamstring Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lloyd drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.