The Shadow Coverage Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Harrison Jr., that's a flag." Harrison Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Harrison Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Harrison Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.