The Inch-Short Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Harrison Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Harrison Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.