The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Harrison Jr.'s stadium. Only over Harrison Jr..
- Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.