The Butter-Finger Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Harrison Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.