The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Harrison Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.