The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Harrison Jr., that's a flag." Harrison Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Harrison Jr., Harrison Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.