The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Harrison Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Harrison Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.