The Shadow Coverage Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Harrison Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.