The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Harrison Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Harrison Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.