The Mystery Tweak Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The QB looks at Harrison Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Harrison Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.