The Shadow Coverage Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Harrison Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.