The Mystery Tweak Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Harrison Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.