The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Harrison Jr., Harrison Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.