The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Harrison Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Harrison Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.