The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Ref: "Number Harrison Jr., that's a flag." Harrison Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.