The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Harrison Jr. was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Harrison Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Harrison Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.