The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Harrison Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Harrison Jr., Harrison Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.