The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Harrison Jr. was due a breakout.
- Harrison Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Harrison Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.