The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Harrison Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
83%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Harrison Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.