The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Harrison Jr. was due a breakout.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Harrison Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Harrison Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.