The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Harrison Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Harrison Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.