The Phantom Flag Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Harrison Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Harrison Jr., that's a flag." Harrison Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Harrison Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.