The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Harrison Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Harrison Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Harrison Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.