The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Harrison Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.