The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Harrison Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Harrison Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.