The Butter-Finger Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Harrison Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Harrison Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.