The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Harrison Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.