The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- The QB looks at Harrison Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Harrison Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.