The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Harrison Jr., that's a flag." Harrison Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Harrison Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Harrison Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.