The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Harrison Jr.'s stadium. Only over Harrison Jr..
- Harrison Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Harrison Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.