The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Harrison Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Harrison Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.