The Butter-Finger Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..
76%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mims Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.