The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mims Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.