The Phantom Flag Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mims Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mims Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.