The Inch-Short Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Mims Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.