The Inch-Short Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Mims Jr., that's a flag." Mims Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Mims Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mims Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mims Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.