The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mims Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Mims Jr., Mims Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.