The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..
- Mims Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Mims Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.